Chris : They love you, they love you! I think you're great by the way, you're in Sky at the moment, Sky magazine. Here is the old Sky magazine isn't it yeah? laughter from the audience Cat : eh he hemm Chris : Doesn't she look good on there! audience cheer Cat : it's all airbrushed Chris : lets look inside shall we? what page are you on do you know which page you're on? Cat : no, come on Chris, I'd be a big head if I said I knew which page I was on Chris : you've seen it a thousend times, you look great, here we go. Now you're called Cat, is your real name.. Cat : Catherine Chris : right OK, now they've come up with a clever head line of Puss In Boots thats great isn't it? Cat : Ha ha! Chris : So umm, Nat, our camera man, has been looking at this magazine all day so just go to your favourite part of each page as we go. That's your favourite part? all right then. Cat : ha ha ha. Chris : What about this page here, whadya think of this? thats your favourite.... you're just staying on that! Now lets have a look at the next page, come on now. I think thats very sexy indeed. mmm. Who were you thinking about there? Cat : No one in particular. Chris : Oh come on you must have been thinking about someone? Cat : You Chris. Chris : Oh well thats a nice thing to say. Cat : You know, (audience "aaahhhhhh") Chris : come on now. Cat : keep him on side. Chris : Here's a rude one! look at that, woo baby! audience "Woooooooooooohhhhhhh" Cat : there's nothing showing, there's nothing showing! Chris : There's nothing showing but y'know it doesn't leave much to the imagination. Cat : oh come on that's only my back. Chris : so how does that work? Cat : My front's much much better. Chris : Really? Cat : mmm. Chris : Nat, calm down, not a problem. So when you're doing a photo shoot like that, you know coz you're obviously naked from the waist up do.. do.. Cat : allegedly,.. Chris : well you must have been mustn't you? Cat : well in that one but not in these. Chris : Eih? Cat : Not in these. Chris : But that's one of those. Cat : It's all a trick. Chris : is is? Cat : mmm. Chris : OK well when you go naked sometimes in a photo shoot.. Cat : I have never to be honest with you Chris, I have never gone naked in a photo shoot. Chris : Not naked, not actually on the photographic film but in the studio, when you've got a back shot, you may drop something, you know, do you walk up to your shot covered and then drop and no body sees or do you just wonder around going hi guys how you doing? Cat : Oh no! No! I'm not that confident Chris : Coz the producer who's here today said you did...every saturday. Cat : Na, na. Ant and Dec would like to think I did and they'd like everyone else to think I did. Chris : Now, is it true that you're battering Live and Kicking in the Saturday morning ratings battle? Cat : well, weve done it a few times Chris, Don't wanna get cocky about it but we've done it a few times, the first time in six years. Chris : that's good. Why do you think they like you a lot? Cat : Why? Chris : Yeah what's going on with you? Cat : I think it's, I don't think it's me or them, I think it's all of us, I think it's how we all get on together and I think it comes across on screen Chris : I agree with you completely I think it's a great show, but I like both shows, I'm a flicker, a lot of people flick on Saturday mornings, don't you? (audience "yeah") Cat : yeah! of course they do. Chris : I go there I go sometimes I obviously go to gazzetta football on channel four! Cat : shopping channel Chris : obviously and the racing show, obviously those, obviously people at channel four, obviously those. Cat : ha ha ha! Chris : But I go to Soccer AM on Sky, and I go to you and I go to....I am weasel I am weasel. Cat : you have to do it like that though Chris, you see. Chris : What? Cat : I am weasel...you have to do the lip curl thing other wise it's not the same. Chris : You're just weird though aren't you? Cat : Yeah, I'm a bit of a freak when it comes to it. Chris : so listen, Zoe's leaving Live and Kicking Cat : Yeah, Chris : If they offered you the job would you take it? Cat : Chris, to be perfectly honest I don't think they'd offer me the job. Chris : But if they did, that wasn't the question, order! (audience cheers) that wasn't the question maddam! Cat : Are you putting me on the spot sir? Chris : Well of course, that's what it's all about! Cat : umm Chris: you don't have to answer if you don't want to Cat : No of course I wouldn't because Ant and Dec are my mates. Chris : Well that's a nice answer but I don't believe you. Cat : no Chris : no, I do believe you, of course I believe you. Cat : believe me I've played pool with these guys, I've drunk pints with these guys they are my mates. Chris : Have you ever got drunk with them and snogged one of them? Cat : No never! Chris : not sex, not sex, but snogged? Cat : never. Chris : oh come on everybody snoggs everybody! Cat : Cross my heart hope to die, guides promise, never. Chris : this is show business, Frank Sinatra was in our business! Cat : It may be what you get up to on a Saturday night Chris but not me, I'm a kids presenter! Chris : well if you stick around maybe you'll find out. Cat : Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Chris : So, would you go blonde? Cat : Would I go blonde? Chris : yeah for TV? Cat : well I might do you know, I'm not against it, I might even go ginger! Chris : You wouldn't want to go ginger would you? Cat : Would I not? Chris : No you wouldn't want to go ginger. Listen, would you like to play our game, umm about the fish, the big fish mistery game? Wanna play? Cat : Come on then! Chris : Coz we'd like to give you money for coming on the show, coz it's nice. Were gonna give you err.. how much? 300 quid, 300 quid? Cat : Honest to god 300 quid? Chris : Yeah! Chris : So for 300 poundslets play the big fish mistery game. So let's go to the fish, this is how we play, very simple, 3 fish, a goldfish, a black fish and silver fish, which fish do you think when we freeze the film, but not the water! will swim through the arch first? Cat : OK I'm watching Chris : OK were going to freeze the film, come back here and then go back there and freeze the film, OK. Chris : So which fish from that? (audience shouts lots) Cat : Black Chris : She's going for the black fish! Let's unfreeze the film. Were going for the black fish here (music plays as fishes swim around) Cat : he's nearly through the ach. (fishes still swim till black one swims all the way through the arch) Chris : Is it through? is it through? Cat : Hes through! through! through! Chris : It's though!!! Cat : YEAH! (auidience cheer loudly, music plays, streamers go off, other celebratory type things happen) Chris : (through the noise says a load of things to Cat) No problem, of course! Cat by the way! the drinks are on her! Thats Cat! END
Chris : Our first guest is the gorgeous Cat Deeley
